Wednesday, April 4, 2018

18 Hilarious Memes About the Conman Accused on Sleeping with 13 MPs

Kenyans were recently shocked by the news that Benson Wazir Chacha, an alleged prolific conman, had slept with at least 13 Kenyan female MPs.

It didn't take long before Kenyans took to social media with some hilarious memes that will just leave you in stitches. Below are some of our best picks.




















Tuesday, April 3, 2018

List of Mpesa Agents Abroad

Do you want to send money home from abroad? Safaricom's M-Pesa service is the fastest way to send money home. All you need is to locate and M-Pesa agent abroad. The following is a list of Mpesa agents in the UK, US, Europe, Australia and other places abroad.


Azimo

MoneyGram

MTN Rwanda

MTN Uganda

P2P Cash

Post Finance

Rocket Remit

Skrill

SkyForex

Transfer Galaxy

Vodacom Tanzania

Western Union

WorldRemit

XendPay

Xpress Money

Source

Safaricom

Monday, March 5, 2018

Jumia Launches Insane Mobile Deals!

Jumia Kenya has just launched one of the biggest mobile sales deals. The promotion will last for one week starting March 19th to March 25th.

If you have ever wanted to buy a top-of-the-range smartphone, this is the time to do it. There will be amazing discounts that you won't be able to get at any other time. The promotion also comes with lots of perks such as:


  • Exclusive launches from your favourite brands
  • A midnight launch which grants you exclusive access to special deals before everyone else
  • Treasure hunts that allow you to buy phones at up to 90% off!!. 

Some of the phones on offer include Infinix, Innjoo, Samsung, Wiko, Microsoft Lumia, Techno, Apple and more.

Don't miss out on this exclusive deal!!!!

Find out more about the amazing deals available at the Jumia website.


Wednesday, January 24, 2018

NTSA Office Locations

Do you need to visit the NTSA offices for any reason? NTSA has offices throughout the country. The following are details of the NTSA office locations and other contact details. More offices continue to be added often and we will update these details as we obtain them.



County Physical Location
Nairobi NTSA Offices National Transport and Safety Authority
Hill Park Building; Upper Hill
Nairobi Kenya
Thika NTSA Offices Thika House, KRA Offices, Ground Floor
Nyeri NTSA Offices Premier Plaza, Along Kanisa Road
Meru NTSA Offices Angaine Plaza
Embu NTSA Offices Mugo House, Ground Floor
Nakuru NTSA Offices Generation House, 4th Floor
Eldoret NTSA Offices Kiptagich House, Ground Floor
Kericho NTSA Offices District Commissioners compound
Kakamega NTSA Offices Posta, KRA offices
Kisii NTSA Offices Umoja Plaza, KRA Building
Kisumu NTSA Offices Swan Centre, 1st floor
Machakos NTSA Offices Naivas Building, KRA offices, 3rd Floor
Voi NTSA  Offices Porters House, KRA Offices 1st Floor
Mombasa NTSA Offices Imara Building (opposite Pandya Hospital) 1st Floor
Garissa NTSA Offices KRA Offices, 1st Floor


If the above information is not sufficient, you can always contact NTSA via the following contact information:

Postal address: P.O Box 3602 -00506, Nairobi

Safaricom: 0709 932 000

Telkom:      020 6632 000

Email: info@ntsa.go.ke

Complaints:complaints@ntsa.go.ke

Report corruption here: integrity@ntsa.go.ke

Twitter: @ntsa_kenya

Facebook: facebook.com/ntsamedia/


Saturday, January 13, 2018

How to Find Your New Kenya Power Account Number

Starting November 2017, Kenya Power began migrating customers to a new customer management system. Consequently, customers were allocated new account numbers. This has led to many customers failing to find out their bills in time and getting error messages when they send a bill query to Kenya Power's 95551 number using their old account number.

To find your new Kenya Power Account number, follow the instructions below:



Instructions to find your new Kenya Power account number

  1. Create a new message and type "Status" followed by old account number e.g. "Status7654321". Do not send the suffix. For example, if your old account number is 7654321-01, do not include the -01 in the message. 
  2. Send this to the number 95551.
  3. After a few minutes, you will get a text message showing you your new account number.
  4. To find out your bill, send the new account number to 95551


Source
Kenya Power

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

How to Clear an e48-32 GoTV Error Code

An e48-32 GoTv error code is purely a signal quality and/or strength problem. To clear this error, follow the instructions below.

Instructions to Clear an e48-32 GoTv Error



  1. If your aerial position has not changed, the first thing you need to do is to make sure it is firmly fixed in RF IN port. A loose connection can give you sleepless nights yet it is a simple issue to fix.
  2. Once you confirm the aerial is firmly fixed, check your signal quality by using your remote to navigate to Menu >> Advanced Settings >> Signal Information. For a good connection, the signal readings should be as follows:
    • Signal Strength - over 90%
    • Signal Quality - over 90%
  3. If the signal quality is below the above levels, you may need to check your aerial cable for damage or reposition it higher. Adjust your aerial until both strength and quality are above 90%. 
  4. Go back to Menu >> Advanced Settings >> Installation and press Reset. This will reset your decoder.
  5. Follow the on-screen instructions once the decoder restarts. 
  6. If you have an active antenna, change the Active Antenna settings to ON. An active antenna is a type of aerial that comes with active electronic parts such as transistors, as opposed to regular antennas which only come with metal rods, capacitors and inductors. An active antenna amplifies the signal. It is important to choose the right setting.
  7. Next, the decoder will proceed and scan for the channels and complete within a few minutes. 
  8. Check to see that the e48-32 GoTv error code has cleared. 



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Friday, November 24, 2017

How to Check NSSF Statement Online

For a while now, it has been possible to check your NSSF statement online.

To check your NSSF statement online, see the instructions below.

Instructions to Check NSSF Statement Online



  1. If you know your NSSF number, visit NSSF's Self Service Portal and click on the Existing Member eCertification Link. The assumption is that you are already an NSSF contributor. If not, you will have to register with NSSF online first
  2. In case you don’t remember you NSSF membership number, visit the nearest NSSF branch for assistance. See our list of NSSF Offices countrywide.
  3. Complete the form displayed accurately and submit.
  4. Print the application notification and contact the nearest NSSF office for certification.
  5. Once issued with a Pin Key from an NSSF office, click on the Member Activation link.
  6. Type in Username, Password, and Pin Key then click Activate to complete activation.
  7. You will then be able to go online with your username and password anytime you want to check your NSSF statement. 


Source

NSSF Self Service Portal


List of NSSF Offices and Branch Locations

The National Social Security Fund (NSSF) headquarters are at Social Security Hse Nbi on Bishop Rd, Nairobi. However, the NSSF has many office locations countrywide. NSSF Offices are grouped into five main regions, namely:

  1. Nairobi Region
  2. Central/Eastern Region
  3. Coast/North Eastern Region
  4. Rift Valley Region
  5. Western/Nyanza Region

NSSF Offices in Nairobi Region



Nairobi Region Office, Bruce Hse 5th Flr, Std Street
P.O. Box 50397-00200, Nairobi
Tel: 2222668/9
Email: nairobiregion@nssfkenya.co.ke

Hill Branch, Social Security Hse Nbi Bishop Rd, Ground Flr
P.O. Box 45969 – 00100, Nairobi
Tel: 020-2729911/020 2832899/020 2713844/46/48/51/ 0737633906
Email: returns.hil@nssfkenya.co.ke

Kiambu Branch, Mapa Hse, Kiambu Rd – 2nd Floor Biashara Street, Kiambu Githunguri Rd.
P.O. Box 713-00900, Kiambu
Tel: 0737633914/(066)2922114
Email: returns.kmb@nssfkenya.co.ke

Industrial Area Branch, Simco Plaza 2nd & 3rd Flr, Lusaka Road
P.O. Box 30451-00100, Nairobi
Tel: 020-554883/895, 0737409457
Email: returns.ind@nssfkenya.co.ke

Donholm Branch, The Point-Buruburu, Along Rabai Road (Hamsa Stage) Opposite Kenol Petrol Station next to Naivas Supermarket.
P.O. Box 1385-00515, Nairobi
Tel: 0786998818/0773780210
Email: returns-don@nssfkenya.co.ke

Ongata Rongai, Masai Mall, 2nd Floor, Magadi Rd
P.O. Box 665-00511, Ongata Rongai
Tel: 0731032088, 045-3123112
Email: returns-onr@nssfkenya.co.ke

City Center Branch, Bruce Hse 5th Flr, Std Street
P.O. Box 50397-00200, Nairobi
Tel: 0737409453, 2228068/2228276
Email: returns.cct@nssfkenya.co.ke

Westlands Branch, Woodvale Centre 1st & 2nd Floor, Westlands Road
P.O. Box 66575 – 00800, Nairobi
Tel: 020-4444308, 0737409416
Email: returns.westlands@nssfkenya.co.ke

Eastleigh Branch, Eastleigh Mall 1st Floor, General Waruinge Rd
P.O. Box 7800-00610
Tel: 0739102003, Nairobi
Email: eastleigh@nssfkenya.co.ke

Kitengela Branch, Africa House, Ground Floor, Kajiado Namanga Highway
P.O. Box 529-00242, Kitengela
Tel: 0739-102009
Email: returns-ktg@nssfkenya.co.ke

Machakos Branch, Nijrang Building, First Floor, Mbolu Malu Rd
P.O. Box 525-90100, Machakos
Tel: 0737409412
Email: returns.mck@nssfkenya.co.ke

NSSF Offices in Central/Eastern Region


Central/Eastern Region Office, Sohan Plaza Kimathi Way
P.O. Box 308, Nyeri
Tel: 061-2031140

Embu Branch, Eastern Emporium Bldg, Grd Flr. Kenyatta Ave. (Main Nbi – Meru Highway)
P.O. Box 316, Embu
Tel: 0734317315/0737409460
Email: returns.emb@nssfkenya.co.ke

Makueni Branch, Junction Mall, 1st Flr. Along Machakos Wote  Rd
P.O. Box 306-90300, Makueni
Tel: 0737409428, 044-33349/33084
Email: returns.mkn@nssfkenya.co.ke

Nyahururu Branch, Barclays Bank Hse Sharp Road.
P.O. Box 148-20300, Nyahururu
Tel: 065-2032943/0737409459
Email: returns.nyh@nssfkenya.co.ke

Maralal Branch, Saidia Bld. Prisons Rd. Opp. County Treasury
P.O. Box 258-20600, Maralal
Tel: 0737409433

Nanyuki Branch, Silver Plaza, Ground Flr.
P.O. Box 226-10400, Nanyuki
Tel: 0737409444
Email: returns.nyk@nssfkenya.co.ke

Nyeri Branch, Sohan Plaza Kimathi Way
P.O. Box 308, Nyeri
Tel: 061-2032103/0737409455
Email: returns.nyr@nssfkenya.co.ke

Muranga Branch, Pala Plaza, Ground Flr.
P.O. Box 168-10200, Muranga
Tel: 060-2030313
Email: returns.mrg@nssfkenya.co.ke

Thika Branch, Thika House, Kwame Nkrumah St.
P.O.Box 844-01000, Thika
Tel: 067-2222279/0737409391
Email: returns.thk@nssfkenya.co.ke

Mwingi Branch, LDP Building – Garissa Rd
Tel: 0737409465
P.O. Box 432-90400, Mwingi
Email: returns.mwingi@nssfkenya.co.ke

Meru Branch, Ncheege Plaza, 1st Flr. Kirukuri St.
P.O. Box 1228-60200, Meru
Tel: 0737409474
Email: returns.mru@nssfkenya.co.ke

Kitui Branch, Muli Mall, Grd Flr. Biashara/Mukuti Street
P.O. Box 641-90200, Kitui
Tel: 044-4422239/0737409417
Email: returns.kti@nssfkenya.co.ke

Kerugoya Branch, Mbigwa Sacco Plaza,1st Flr Opp. KCB Kutus – Kagumo Rd
P.O. Box 600, Kerugoya
Tel: 0737409471
Email: returns.krg@nssfkenya.co.ke

NSSF Offices in Coast/North Eastern Region


Coast and North Eastern Region Office, Social Security House Mombasa 5th Flr, Nkurumah Rd
P O Box 90490-80100, Mombasa
 Tel: 041-2223426/19, Mombasa

Ukunda Branch, Tiosgima Plaza, Ground Flr. Diani Beach Rd.
P.O. Box 1076-80400, Ukunda
Tel: 053-8015545/0737409434, Wireless 053 8015545
Email: returns.ukd@nssfkenya.co.ke

Voi Branch, Haji Plaza Ground Floor Biashara St.
P.O. Box 127-80300, Voi
Tel: 043-2030129/0737409398
Email: voi.nssf@nssfkenya.co.ke

Garissa Branch, Lilac Centre, 1st Floor, Kisimayu Rd.
P.O. Box 378-70100, Garissa
Tel: (046)2102110, Fax 0462102253 /0737409468
Email: gsanssf@nssfkenya.co.ke

Mombasa Branch, Social Security House Mombasa Grd. Flr. Nkrumah Rd.
P.O. Box 90490-80100, Mombasa
Tel: 041-2311848, 041-2317123, 041-2223419, 0737 409 415
Email: returns.msa@nssfkenya.co.ke

Wajir Branch, Juba Building, Korahey-Works Road, Ground Flr.
P.O. Box 326-70200, Wajir
Tel: 0737409411

Malindi Branch, Al Noor Plaza 1st Flr. Jomo Kenyatta Ave.
P.O. Box 290, Malindi
Tel: 042-2130003/0737409449
Email: returns.mld@nssfkenya.co.ke

Lamu Branch, Majid Swaleh Hemed Bld.
P.O.Box 389-80500, Lamu
Tel: 0737409410

Mtwapa Branch, Mtwapa Mall, 1st Floor, New Mombasa- Malindi Road
P.O. Box 733-80109, Mtwapa
Tel: 0786222322/041- 2324158
Email: returns.mtw@nssfkenya.co.ke

NSSF Offices in Rift Valley Region


Rift Valley Region Office, AFC Bld, 1st Floor Kijabe Row
Tel: 051-2216449, Nakuru

Naivasha Branch, Wagi House Kenyatta Ave.
P.O. Box 361, Naivasha
Tel: 0737409437,050-2020146
Email: returns.nva@nssfkenya.co.ke

Nakuru Branch, Polo Centre, Ground Floor
P.O. Box 1510-20100, Nakuru
Tel: 051-2210953/0737633903
Email: returns.nku@nssfkenya.co.ke

Eldoret Branch, Kiptagich Bldg, 6th Flr. Off Uganda Rd
P.O. Box 1120, Eldoret
Tel: 053-2062284, 053-2061476 Direct No. 053-2061708
Email: returns.eld@nssfkenya.co.ke

Nandi Hills Branch, Atlanta Building, Ground Floor
P.O. Box 207, Nandi Hills
Tel: 053-643189
Email: returns-ndi@nssfkenya.co.ke

Narok Branch, Oltalet Mall, 1st Floor
P.O. Box 443-20500, Narok
Tel: 050-2222062/0737409439
Email: returns.nrk@nssfkenya.co.ke

Kabarnet Branch, Mart Properties Plaza, Ground and 1st Floor
P.O. Box 14-30400, Kabarnet
Tel: 053-22162
Email: returns.kbt@nssfkenya.co.ke

Kapsabet Branch, AFC Building Ground Floor
P.O. Box 1122, Kapsabet
Tel: 053-5252113/0735888887
Email: returns.kps@nssfkenya.co.ke

Kericho Branch, Sinendet Towers, 2nd Floor, Kisumu – Nairobi Highway
P.O. Box 586-20200, Kericho
Tel: 0737409470
Email: returns.kch@nssfkenya.co.ke

Sotik Branch, Bureti Tea Growers Sacco Bld, Main St.
P.O. Box 947, Sotik
Tel: 0737409413
Email: returns.stk@nssfkenya.co.ke

Kitale Branch, Ambwere Plaza Grd Flr Mazingira Street 49
P.O. Box 49-30200, Kitale
Tel: 054-30861/0737-409463
Email: returns.ktl@nssfkenya.co.ke

Lodwar Branch, District Development Office Bld, Opposite County Commission Office
P.O. Box 106, Lodwar
Tel: 0735777788

NSSF Offices in Western/Nyanza Region

Western/Nyanza Region Office
Al-Imran Plaza 3rd Floor Odinga Oginga St.
Tel: 057-2021703

Bungoma Branch, Catholic Diocese Bldg Grd Flr. Mumias Rd
P.O. Box 572-50200, Bungoma
Tel: 055-30123/ 0737409456
Email: returns.bgm@nssfkenya.co.ke

Busia Branch, Rasto Park Plaza Busia-Ksm Highway
P.O. Box 109-50400
Tel: 0552322270/2322075/0737409441
Email: returns.bsa@nssfkenya.co.ke

Kakamega Branch, Ambwere Furaha Centre, 1st Flr – Sudi Rd opp. Muliro Gardens
P.O. Box 833-50100, Kakamega
Tel: 056-2030428/0737409418
Email: returns.kkg@nssfkenya.co.ke

Kisii Branch, Magson Plaza Postal Rd, 1st Flr next to Police Station
P.O. Box 898-40200, Kisii
Tel: 058-30206/0737409394
Email: returns.ksi@nssfkenya.co.ke

Kisumu Branch, Al-Imran Plaza ,3rd Flr. Odinga Oginga St.
P.O. Box 1037, Kisumu
Tel: 057-2024338/07374099447
Email: returns.ksm@nssfkenya.co.ke

Nyamira Sub Branch, Happyline Centre 2nd flr.
P.O. Box 249 , Nyamira
Tel:(058)6144000/0780525249

Siaya Branch, Mwalimu Plaza Grd Flr Odinga Oginga Street
P.O. Box 1169, Siaya
Tel: 057-5321747/0737409390
Email: returns.sya@nssfkenya.co.ke

Homa Bay, Luore Plaza, Bank Street
P.O. Box 167, Homa Bay
Tel: 0737409446,059-22063
Email: returns.hmb@nssfkenya.co.ke

Migori Branch, Pesoda Plaza next to DTB Bank & Family Bank, Ground Floor & 1st Flr.Migori/Isbania Rd.
Tel: 0786222323

Vihiga Sub Branch 1st flr Cherry House, Kakamega/Kisumu highway
P.O. Box 1446-50300 Maragoli
Tel:(056)2031110

Source

NSSF




Thursday, November 23, 2017

How To Avoid a Speed Gun

Speed guns have become a common occurrence with many drivers finding themselves on the wrong side of the law and paying heavy traffic fines. But, did you know there is a way to avoid getting caught by a speed gun?

This is possible by using a radar speed gun detector. These are small devices that detect the presence of radars, used by Kenyan police to catch cars driving over the speed-limit.

And, they are quite cheap. Jumia has a radar speed gun detector retailing for less than Kshs 2, 000.

The UNIVERSAL V7 360 Degrees 16 Band Scanning LED Radar Detector Car Speed Testing System has a number of features, namely:


  • Detect any stable or mobile radar speed monitor ahead.
  • Easy installation and control, available for independent installation and use.
  • Full 16 bands receiver.
  • Supports K and KA radar frequencies.
  • The interface has a Mini USB and DC charging port
  • Comes with a LED display
  • Waterproof


The system is only 3.82 x 2.4 x 1.34 inches and weighs a mere 0.2 kgs which makes it easy to fix on the dashboard.